A lot of things took place yesterday. Donald Trump stood in front of a bunch of business people and laid out his economic plan. Of course, that plan favors the rich despite the fact he claims it helps the middle-class. He claims that he will create 25 million jobs. That is doubtful as well according to most economics.
When I was serving in the Coast Guard we had a saying. The difference between a fairy tale and sea story is that a fairy tale begins with “Once upon a time” and a sea story begins with “This ain’t no shit”.
As I sat and listened to the Delusional One, I kept wondering why he didn’t start his sentences with “this ain’t no shit”. Because everything he was saying “would happen quickly, believe me” was part of a sea story. Then it hit me. “Believe me” is his version of “this ain’t no shit”.
As a result, I kept looking back at everything that Trump has said about the economy, immigration, and foreign policy. I decided we should look at what his first 100 days would look like if he were elected President. Everything that follows is a what I believe will happen if all of his bluster is the turth.
Should we be damned into a Trump Presidency, we have only ourselves to blame. But, here is what will happen as far as his words have said.
On January 20, 2017 he will take the oath of office. He will then give his acceptance speech and there will be a parade. While he is giving his acceptance speech, over 2 million undocumented immigrants who Trump claims are criminals whether convicted of a crime or not will be rounded up.
During his acceptance speech, all of the so-called “radical Islamic terrorists” will drop dead in fear because he will utter that phrase about ten times. We know from his campaign that is all you need to do to defeat “radical Islamic terrorists”. So, America will be safe from those nasty people.
By the time the parade is over, those 2 million people who were rounded up will be on planes headed deep inside Mexico to make it harder for them to return. We don’t know if the Mexican Government has agreed to the flights, we just knows they will be on their way.
Trump will dance through the night’s parties knowing that he defeated ISIS and deported all those “bad” people. He will act very Presidential and wave at the gatherings like the strong-man he is.
On the next day, he will order that immigration be halted from every country that is known to “export terrorism.” Those countries will include Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, Lebanon, Libia, Germany, France, Denmark, The Netherlands.
He will then decide that it is time to start working on his infamous wall. He will give an executive order telling contractors, probably his own company, to start erecting that “beautiful wall”. He will also give executive orders eliminating all of the clean water and air regulations, the FDA’s Food protections, OSHA safety regulations, and anything else he considers as “hurting business”.
Once he does that, millions of jobs will instantly become available to the American people because businesses will know he means business and they will be free to start opening new factories without having to worry about not killing anyone with unsafe practices or pollution.
He will then have some Kentucky Fried Chicken for lunch and pronounce a full day’s work done. Except, the full day isn’t done just yet. On the other side of the world, Iran has sent some of their “small boats” to circle one of our “beautiful destroyers” and make obscene gestures at our sailors.
President Trump cannot let that happen. So, once news reaches him, he orders the Captain of the destroyer to “shoot them out of the water”. Once that has happened, he calls a news conference to bluster about the great achievement. “We really showed them who is boss” will be his cry of victory.
When Donald Trump wakes up on his third day in office, he will discover that Iran didn’t take too kindly at their boat being “shot out of the water” and has escalated the situation. They have positioned some of their “beautiful destroyers” in the Strait of Hormuz and is shutting off shipping out of the Persian Gulf.
Trump orders them to stop or he will send in the fleet to “shoot them out of the water, too.” Iran doesn’t back down and a shooting war begins. While Trump is sitting in the Situation Room looking at maps of the Middle East, he is notified that Russia, an ally of Iran, has moved troops into the Ukraine. His idol has decided that with Trump involved with Iran, Ukraine is his for the taking.
Except, his hero has also invaded all of the Baltic States which involves NATO. Our NATO allies have ramped up their militaries in response to the Russian invasion of the Baltic States. NATO is planning on going to war to get Russia out of those ally’s countries.
Before committing American Troops, Trump orders that his staff figure out if those Baltic States are “paid up” on their NATO dues. A couple of hours later he is told yes.
Trump then decides to call his idol Putin and ask what the hell he is doing. Putin doesn’t answer the phone. Instead, Putin puts out a press release saying “Donald Trump is smart enough to know that the Balkan States speak closer to Russian than anyone else and therefore belongs under our protection. Only President Trump is smart enough to understand our intentions are peaceful.”
Taking the bait, Trump hesitates and tells his Generals to wait and see what happens. In other words, he violated the NATO treaty. Besides, in the meantime, Iran has fired off missiles towards Israel. Since they consider the fact that the U.S. started the shooting war, they have a right to defend themselves from Israel as well.
Israel begins to ramp up air strikes against Iran in defense of their country. They call Trump and inform him of what they are planning. Trump gives them the green light.
Meanwhile, Kim Jung Un in North Korea decides this is a good time to strike at South Korea. But, instead of sending troops across the border, he launches a nuclear attack against Seoul.
Outraged, Trump orders a nuclear attack against Pyongyang. China is outraged over the nuclear exchange. They decide it is time to invade Japan. Russia is also outraged over the exchange and threatens a nuclear attack against the U.S. if one more nuclear device is used.
Israel in the meantime begins their air attack against Iran. This brings Saudi Arabia into the fight as well. They decide to end Iran’s grip on the area and send in troops as well.
After a quick war against the Balkan States, Russia decides to attack Poland. This time the Generals convince Trump to enter the war in Europe with our NATO allies.
In response to the Chinese attack against Japan, Trump orders our Pacific Fleet to head to Japan to defend them. Only, China has also attacked the Philippines.
Day three ends with world fears heightened. Trump decides he needs his rest and takes a nap to get ready for day four. During the night, the U.S. and South Korean forces crossed the border with North Korea in order to take out the nuclear weapons. Fighting is fierce.
When day four begins and Trump returns to the situation room, it is reported that Russia has conquered all of the Balkan States and half of Poland. NATO forces have set up defensive lines and are preparing for a major attack.
China has taken two of the Japanese Islands and are preparing to invade another. The Philippines have surrendered to the Chinese. Iran is fighting fiercely on two fronts. Turkey has removed itself from NATO because the Kurds have invaded from Iraq trying to establish their own country of Kurdistan. They blame the U.S. for arming the Kurds in Iraq which gave them the means to launch their assault on Turkey.
In response to the U.S. and South Korean invasion of North Korea, China has sent one million troops into that country to prop up its ally. By noon, the U.S. is fighting China on two fronts, Russia on two fronts, and in Iran.
Seeing an opportunity, Egypt now launches an attack against Israel breaking their peace treaty. Jordan is under pressure from Egypt to join them in eliminating Israel.
Israel warns Egypt to stop its aggression or face dire consequences. They refuse. Iran keeps launching missiles at Israel and civilian losses are mounting on the Israeli side.
Netanyahu has finally had enough. He orders his air force to launch a nuclear attack against Teheran. Since Trump already gave them the “green light” to fight against Iran, he does not notify the President about his decision. At 2 pm Eastern Standard Time a nuclear bomb is dropped on Teheran.
Once it is clear that is exactly what happened, Putin becomes furious and launches an attack against the U.S. and Western Europe. The U.S. and Western European nations retaliate.
China launches a nuclear attack against Japan, and the U.S. retaliates against China. Pakistan decides to launch nuclear attacks against India and they retaliate. By 6 pm Eastern Standard Time it is all over. All of the nuclear missiles and bombs have been used up.
The earth falls silent. A nuclear winter is in the making. The sun will not shine as brightly tomorrow. The earth will not feel the warmth it usually does in the morning. Over 5 billion people are dead or dying of radiation sickness. The rest of the world’s population is waiting for the radiation cloud to reach them and poison them to death as well.
Within three years intelligent life on our planet is gone. There is no one to broadcast comedies on television. There are no more football games or basketball games or baseball games or soccer. There is no one to wonder what happened. There is no one lifting their painful cries to any deity. They are all gone.
All because an obscure sailor gave an obscene gesture that Donald Trump took offense to and ordered he be “shot out of the water.” That is our choice in November.