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So Condoleeza Rice has just been invited to become a member of the Augusta National Golf Club. She – along with a local business-woman also invited – will be the first-ever female members of a club that is infamous for its decades of aggressive and staunchly defended segregation. (They admitted their first-ever black member in 1990*, and fought for years to retain their ban on women in the face of protests centered around the annual PGA Masters tournament.)

Several years ago, Rice attended the Masters at Augusta and published a breathtakingly fatuous article about how much she loved the club, managing to completely avoid any mention of segregation (other than to note that “the faces at Augusta are changing”, without ever mentioning how, or why they hadn’t before, or the fact that she belonged to two categories of people whose presence at the club had been specifically banned for years). I wrote about that at the time:

Just as she did so often as Bush’s beard, Rice makes herself an apology for racist, sexist old white men’s anxieties, and determinedly forces herself not to notice either what’s going on around her or how she herself is contributing. She even goes out of her way to write about the fact that she spent an entire day at Augusta, knows it’s segregated, and hasn’t got anything to say about that.

So it’s impossible not to have mixed feelings about this. Augusta – finally – has agreed to stop their falling-behind-the-times clock at about negative-100 years and maybe try to keep pace from now on. Rice, who earned her groundbreaking membership with a world-class sucking-up job (“the people are very kind”), gets a sweet golfer’s perk and opens the door, presumably, to a few – a carefully-regulated few – more women who don’t happen to be former Secretaries of State. Augusta gets to congratulate itself on its progressivism and also claim that they never backed down: fully 10 years after mass protests at the Masters drew attention to their gender segregation, they’ve chosen to de-segregate “voluntarily”, and even went and got themselves a two-fer – a woman who is also black! So it’s not like those feminists had a point or anything.**

But it’s a welcome change, and more significantly, an inevitable one. So much of conservatism is simply a dedication to being wrong for as long as possible. Eventually they can’t help coming around – on slavery, segregation, voting rights, women’s rights, now gay rights, right-wingers have been forced into acceptance of progress against which they had once declared war (and in every case then claim that defeat as evidence of their own moral superiority). Augusta was founded by a man who blustered that “As long as I’m alive, all the golfers will be white and all the caddies will be black.” Hootie Johnson, the absurd blowhard who staked his life’s reputation on keeping women out, declared that he would defend segregation “at the point of a bayonet” while simultaneously claiming himself to have been a major supporter of the Civil Rights Movement. Johnson was so wedded to segregation and his own sense of entitlement that he rescinded $10 million in advertising fees in 2002 so he could say the advertisers hadn’t technically honored the boycott of his tournament. His replacement, Bill Payne, brought the Olympics to Atlanta but they rejected allowing an Olympic competition in golf specifically because he wanted to hold it at the segregated club – in his role as Olympics organizing chair, he abandoned golf rather than abandon segregation. On becoming the new club chair, just three years after the segregation protests under Johnson, he announced “Hootie did a wonderful job as chairman, and I will endeavor to maintain the customs and traditions of our club”. Being chair of a club that practices sex segregation doesn’t stand in the way of sexual judgmentalism, however: two years ago, Payne held a press conference to criticize black Masters champion Tiger Woods for having sex that he (Payne) didn’t approve of; two years after that, he was still refusing to publicly discuss the segregation issue.

Now the club has finally done what the club was often asked to do and said it never would, thus establishing a timeline for how long those particular conservatives chose to be wrong (for the club, 79 years; for Billy Payne, 6 years in office; Hootie Johnson, by all accounts, remains an asshole). The club can claim it won by dictating the terms of its own surrender, but there’s no question this is Martha Burke’s day: she pointed out a wrong and started a conversation that never ended until, today, they did what she asked, while all the club managed to do was continue to be wrong for 10 more years. Condoleeza Rice can now claim to be a pioneer for de-segregating a club she didn’t think needed it, but she’s no Jackie Robinson; given how much water she carried for Augusta while it defended discrimination, she ought to be considered its last black caddy.

And so another conservative institution comes unwillingly forward from its place in the past, and demands praise for agreeing not to be wrong after fighting to be so for more than a lifetime. It’s tedious, but it’s the only way they learn, so I guess we should be glad.

 

UPDATE: Rice has now been quoted, on the occasion of her breaking the 79-year ban on women at Augusta, as saying, I swear to God: ““I have long admired the important role Augusta National has played in the traditions and history of golf.” And the club, predictably, is taking a victory lap: the Chair who, just 4 months ago, refused to extend the traditional invitation to the CEO of IBM (a woman this year, for the first time), and refused to discuss it as well, now declares, on admitting two women after years of agitation, “This is a joyous occasion”. Man, they really don’t listen to themselves, do they?

 

UPDATE: David Zirin at The Nation goes upside Condi’s head today, refusing to let her role in this segregation farce obscure her history of both war crimes and abandonment of women’s interests. (“In a sane world, Rice would be awaiting trial at the Hague.”) He also digs up this jaw-dropper: the other woman named to the golf club along with Rice, local billionaire Darla Moore, lives on an honest-to-God antebellum plantation, and when her name was raised as a potential member of the club during the first round of segregation protests years ago she stated “I’m as progressive as they come. But some things ought not to be messed with.” She has a reputation as a fierce business negotiator, and claims “I’ve harassed guys all my life” – but she was “too much of a friend” of Hootie Johnson to actually ask him to let women into his guy sanctum. Man, they sure know how to pick ‘em.

 

* Caddies at August had all been black, by specific club rule, until 1983. They allowed white caddies 7 years before they allowed black players. Here’s an interesting article noting that blacks started to get cut out of caddying when golf purses got so large that caddying became a lucrative job (the caddy gets a percentage of the golfer’s winnings); the field is almost entirely white now. In the same way, most of the female coaches of women’s college basketball teams lost their jobs to men when the NCAA began promoting women’s sports. So for the most segregated sports in the world, de-segregation was just another way to keep blacks and women down.

** “Ever kicked down stairs? Decidedly not; once received a kick at the top of a staircase, and fell down stairs of his own accord.” (Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities)

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UPDATED 29 Jul 2012: Added New Yankee Stadium

I’m a sports fan, and I “collect” stadiums (stadia?). Especially major league baseball, NFL football, and NHL hockey. My goal, before I die, is to see a baseball game in the home stadium of every MLB team. It would be an added bonus if I could do the NHL and NFL venues, but right now, I’m focusing primarily on baseball.

Problem is, I keep forgetting where I’ve been, and losing count. Therefore, mostly for my own reference (and because I expect few others to be interested), I’m posting a list of venues attended below the fold. I’ve ordered them in roughly the order in which I first visited them, to the best of my ability to recall.

However, if you have comments concerning favorite (or least favorite) venues, feel free to leave them.

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OK, so Derek Jeter got his 3,000th hit the other day, with a sweet home run that just made it all the better.

A fan caught the ball and donated it back to Jeter, though many people speculated it could have been auctioned for as much as a quarter-million dollars. In return, the Yankees gave the fan gifts like regular-season and playoff seats for the rest of the year, and other stuff, which in themselves were valued at $30 – 40,000. (!!!!!) And so today, there’s an article on NBC’s Website pointing out that, like anyone who receives in-kind merchandise of value (like game-show contestants, or Oprah fans, for instance), the IRS treats such goods as income, and the fan will owe taxes on their market value – possibly more than $10,000.

The fan has been extremely cool about all of this. He said in an interview that he wasn’t interested in profiting off the ball, and he was grateful for the gifts from the club; he said today that he would pay the taxes rather than refuse the gifts, because he preferred it that way. He also commented that “the IRS has a job to do, so I’m not going to hold it against them, but it would be cool if they helped me out a little on this”, which is more than reasonable – and far more reasonable than anyone else seems to have been.

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Say what you want about Doug Melvin, but he’s clearly not fucking around.

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NHL Playoff Rant Time

As long-time readers know, my contempt for the NHL’s “OTL Point” has been well-documented. But since we’re at the end of the regular season, it’s time once again to look at what the standings are vs. what they ought to be, in my not-so-humble opinion. Remember that in the current system, wins are worth two points, overtime losses (OTL) are worth 1 point, and regulation losses are worth zero points; and that in my preferred system, the standings are arranged by most wins, followed by fewest regulation losses.
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The National Anthem

OK, so everybody pretty much agrees that Aguilera’s rendition last night was awful, and would have been even if she hadn’t botched some lines. I stopped watching a few words in, because I could tell there was going to be WAY too much embellishment, running of scales, etc.

Why couldn’t she have sung it like this girl did?

Of course, this brings up the inevitable discussion of best renditions of the Star Spangled Banner. As far as I’m concerned, there can be only one. I feel kind of silly, because I still tear up watching it.

Anyway, best and worst renditions. Discuss.

P.S. I got four out of five.

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Feelin’ Fly — Good Execution of Awful

Yeah, it’s awful, but so’s the original they’re riffing off of:

Don’t get it? See the original.

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Calling Digglahhh

Cain, Escobar, Jeffress, and one pitching prospect for Greinke and Y. Betancourt. Good move? Bad move? Indifferent? Which is the “real” Greinke, the 2008 one or the 2009 one?

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Yesterday evening, I had to vomit in my mouth a little bit when I found myself rooting for the indisputably* evil Dallas Cowboys. Then I looked at the schedule and noticed that I’ll almost certainly be doing it again two more times over the next for weeks.

I need a shower.

* Though Kevin would insist on disputing it anyway.

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Memo to whiny NFL defensive players: launching yourself through the air, helmet first, at opposing players is not a fundamental or integral part of the sport. Neither are blows to the head. Even under the new rules, you’ll still be able to hit, and hit hard. You just won’t be able to be a douchebag about it, and you won’t be able to intentionally endanger the safety of other players without facing consequences of your own. (And as the dipshit from the Falcons found out, it’s not just the other guy you’re putting at risk.)

Look, I’m among the first to complain about ticky-tack calls, and the over-eagerness of referees to call roughing-the-passer penalties. But I don’t see how anybody could look at the hits that triggered this reaction from the NFL and say that those are a necessary part of the game, or that the game would be somehow diminished if you made them illegal, or that the league shouldn’t do anything about it. At least, not unless you’re actually rooting for someone to be paralyzed or killed on Sunday.

I promise you, cracking down on egregiously vicious and reckless hits will not put us on a slippery slope toward flag football or two-hand-touch. On any given Sunday, there are dozens of great, hard hits that are utterly uncontroversial, with no penalties, no fines, and no suspensions. If you think these cracking down on the really nasty stuff somehow sullies the spirit of the game, then you should be lobbying for a return to leather helmets.

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