Lean Left

Just a few thoughts here, guys:

1. There’s a zipper on your pants for a reason. It’s so you can get your junk out and do your business at a urinal without disrobing. It’s easy to use, unless you are supremely under-endowed, and you ought to make a habit of it.
2. For the reason above, it is entirely unnecessary, in a public or semi-public men’s room, to almost completely drop your pants and pull your undies halfway down simply to free one relatively accessible part of the anatomy just behind the zipper, while standing at a urinal.
3. It is not merely unnecessary, but highly inadvisable, for many reasons, to walk away from the urinal with your pants still down around your knees, stuffing things back in your underwear and untucking your shirt with one hand while clutching your flapping belt and pantswaist with the other, and then hike up your pants and buckle your belt while still walking across the open area of the men’s room. Especially if I am standing in that area.
4. And don’t look at me while I’m pursuing my mirror-gazing hobby.

My feelings about my job have not changed.