Lean Left

1. Reading xkcd at work and looking up the obscure references on Wikipedia.
2. Standing at the large bathroom mirror and playfully touching my own reflection, noting that the apparent distance to the image in the mirror is twice the distance to the actual mirror, which, when it’s recently cleaned by the housekeeping staff, is essentially invisible and gives me a “through-the-looking-glass” experience which is quite fascinating, while listening carefully for anyone coming through the door and then quickly pretending I was just washing my hands.
3. Fantasizing about quitting unexpectedly and making the triumphant farewell rant that I know in reality will never happen.

I fuckin’ hate my job.